when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
I stayed up ‘til like 2am watching all the tinkerbell movies but i foRGOT I HAD TO GET UP EARLY FOR SCHOOL REGISTRATION FUCK
Chris Pratt for Men’s Fitness (USA - July/August 2014)
"It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this…" [x]
i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness
sleepy transparent pug
God Damn it.
Holy mother of …da fuq
huh. that’s weird. i didn’t die last night.
it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.